Some Definitions for Fun

  • School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
  • Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
  • Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway “See I am not injured yet.”
  • Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
  • Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
  • Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”
  • Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
  • Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
  • Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
  • Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
  • Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
  • Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
  • Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

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