- School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
- Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
- Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway “See I am not injured yet.”
- Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
- Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
- Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”
- Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
- Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
- Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
- Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
- Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
- Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
- Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.